Landon

I have to write these things Landon has said over the past few weeks because they are just so funny-


We were camping and Landon had a little water ball.  He smashed it into the ground, and when I came up to find out what he was doing he told me, "I smashed my water ball.  My heart is broken."  I told him I was sorry his heart was broken and a minute later he said "Oh, I changed my mind.  My heart is fine."

He needed to go to the bathroom the other day when he was at grandma's house and asked her to help him get his pants off so he could go.  She took off his pants, and then he said, "I need to go Caption American pee pee."  And went in the bushes.


We had chicken pot pie for dinner a few weeks ago and Landon kept going on and on about how it was his favorite dinner and he loved it so much.  Then last week Kim made some and I asked him if he wanted some while we were at her house.  He said, "No, I don't like it."  I reminded him that it was his favorite and he loved it.  He said, "Well, I changed my life.  I don't love it anymore."


This morning he woke up around 7 and I went and opened the doors to let the air in.  He went outside and told me that the sun was waking up.  I went out to see, and he said, "Mom, see!  The sun is waking up.  It's going to come up and bring lots of warm.  It's going to be really hot.  Naughty sun!!  Naughty naughty sun!!  Uggg.  (muttering) naughty sun....."